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'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid 'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid
I cannot stand this creepy pasta, nor can I understand the people who praise the shit out of it and act like it is the best creepy pasta ever or some shit.

Typically I ignore (In my opinion) horrible creepypasta, but I feel this is suitable for DA because of the hoard of kids on this site who think jeff the killer is ugguu or some other shit.

I especially felt it needed to be said due to the fact that people draw Jeff, slender man, and pyramid head together having some stupid adventure shit and it just. Why the fuck. Just why.
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:iconpraetorfenix101:
PraetorFenix101 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
First off, love the profile icon, XD.

But seriously, I agree with you completely. The kid got bullied once, and the outcome is totally uncalled for, there are many out there who get bullied every damn day, but once will drive this creep into fucking his face up, and killing not just bullies, but innocents as well. Then again, I hate most creepypastas in the first place, they are all so damn similar, nothing but murder and gore just for the sake of having it. it IS possible to write a story without murder throughout the whole thing, or being the main focus.

People just refuse to take time with their stories anymore, any they make them sooo damn unrealistic. Slenderman i understand, he's NOT human, but one would think that someone could roundhouse kick that Jeff in the face, and he'd go down, but with how the story is played out, he'd no doubt just brush it off as if it was just  a poke or something.
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drn1234 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
I agree!even my horror oc nightmareheart would kill Jeff so easily.my lord Jeff is a horrible story.
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Evil-Count-Proteus Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015
I think Biscuit123456789 might be insane.
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PraetorFenix101 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Well you gotta be to act that defensive over a mere story.........no check that, a mere poor excuse of a story.
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Biscuit123456789 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  New Deviant
I agree he is just some stupid crappypasta 
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Evil-Count-Proteus Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
What, are you the one who wrote this worthless story or something?
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Biscuit123456789 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  New Deviant
fuck off suckfucker 
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NerdieGoodie Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Haters gonna hate.
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Evil-Count-Proteus Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
Jeff the Killer is a load of shit. It is completely idiotic and is like something a child would write.
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Biscuit123456789 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  New Deviant
no ur a lump of lonely fucking shit u son of a bitch 
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Evil-Count-Proteus Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
Look how mad and infantile you are. Jeff the Killer is an atrocious, lame as fuck character and creepypasta with no redeeming qualities.
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Biscuit123456789 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  New Deviant
agor.io 
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acabaz Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff the killer is a cancer, because of plot holes, blindly scared fans, fans who think they are insane, 10,000 theme songs which totally don't fit, and..
To tell you the truth, if he was all that scary, you wouldn't be able to rip his eyes out easily (he's probably blind by now anyways..), and he would have another person's blood on his face NOT HIS OWN DAMMIT! 
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GenToast Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Your brain is clean
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cgschmidt3169 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015
lol best part is when tweens show up at a party with guns n shit and all the parents are like SAVE US JEFF THE KILLER WE'VE HAD TOO MANY MILWAUKEES BESTS TO BE OF USE 
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LaughingSoapReaper Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THaNK YOU LAWDY (I hate Jeff)
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Biscuit123456789 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  New Deviant
fuck off faggot
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VonRabenherz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. It's one of the shittiest creepypastas I ever read, reads like it was written by a 12-year-old.
This shit is completely and utterly overrated, yet somehow everyone seems to think it's great.
It's nothing compared to some pretty good creepypasta out there ("The thing that stalks the field" or "Bedtime", for instance. Especially the latter is pretty damn fucking terrifying)
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Jeff The Killer
Jane The Killer
Clockwork
TicciToby
Nina The Killer

They all suck.
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MegaAzornumbers09 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Who's clockwork?
I try as hard as I can to stay away from this large side of the creepypasta fandom.
Is he new though?
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Clockwork: In my opinion, the biggest marysue/ripoff of Jeff The Killer. She's a killer who has green eyes, red hair (if I can remember), and a FUCKING CLOCK IN HER EYE! It's all generic: She hated her parents, some stuff in school pissed her off, she mutilated herself all over not turning in a school assignment, and her boyfriend breaking up with her. THAT'S A LEGIT REASON FOR HER TO CARVE A SMILE IN TO HER FACE (Yes, a smile, I never heard that before)! So, she's taken to a hospital, and the doctors use brutal force (which I would say is necessary for a girl like her, but I don't know) on her, and later, she kills a doctor and..... you're not going to believe how.......... skinning him, and tying him on the wall above the bed. Yes, a young girl, DID THAT to an adult. LOGIC!!!!!!!!!

So, she escapes, kills her mother (who we don't care at all, since we show no reason to care, she's just another person to be added to Natalie's body count), and then kills her father (who we're suppose to hate because in the beginning, it's played out that he once hit his daughter with a book, all because they drew all over the wall. That's it, wall drawing. God, even rap music gives us more reasons why they hate their father), and then she's attacked by her brother, WHO WASN'T EVEN MENTIONED AT ALL! He just came out of no way, and they mentioned that he raped her a long time ago. Raped.....her............. Then she kills him, something with "Macaroni Art", takes her eye out, puts a clock in, sets her house on fire, and... oh! So she's an urban legend? She comes to your bed at night, and all you can see his her clock glowing in the dark? Oh yeah, I'll believe that, once there is video of Neil Patrick Harris and Ellen DeGeneres making out (No offense).

So that's COCKwork in a buttshell.
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NTSEFAN Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  New Deviant
Clockworks hair was brown, and does it kill you to have a healthy suspense of disbelief for once?
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
I would, if the story didn't end with a "THIS IS A REAL URBAN LEGEND!!! WATCH YOUR ASS!!"
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NTSEFAN Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  New Deviant
I see. Quite understandable.
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MegaAzornumbers09 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Sounds like every Creepypasta OC ever
Well, the ones made by kiddies. ANd by kiddies I mean 6 year olds.
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NTSEFAN Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  New Deviant
Most of them are older then you think.
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Definitely
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LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
TicciToby was okay
but the rest was shit.
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah. His story was alright. At least it gave out a reason why he did all of the insanity.
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LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Yeup.
And Nina the killer is a Mary-sue.
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, hella of a mary-sue
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LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
I hate her, she is not even a creepy pasta, she is a OC
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
She is. I'm glad she's gone
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LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
yeup
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MarioandSonicFan0718 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Student Artist
I actually like all those you said but opinions are in us for a reason.
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
True. I just really hate those characters
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MarioandSonicFan0718 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student Artist
Yeah I can see where your going because people get really annoying when they talk about them all the time.
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MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love you know, I love.the way you think
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Why, thank you
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MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your welcome
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mis-tea Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
You know what is even more terrible, finding xreaders with Jeff
Like seriously would go make out with a thing that can't even blink or when eating food can't stop the nasty chewing sound case he can't properly close his mouth  
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TheAmazingGalaxyCat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
More like crappypasta amirite
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Gemini0Agent Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Know what's something that I find real odd about this story, among the many other things people have pointed out?
The fights. For a story that's supposed to be "scary" it sure spends a hell of a lot of time reading like an action movie. 
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LavaMan32 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I feel the story is a bit overrated.
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acabaz Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
a BIT?!
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shadowolf778 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like jeff the killer but i can see why his story is flawed
people are entitled to their own opinions
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xBobbyTHx Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Like Your Mother. : D
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Story-Story Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I agree.

I remember the part when they had the guns. They were 10 years old for fucks sake! How can 10 year olds carry weapons with them!?Or get them?!
Plus he should have died many times in the story







Also he looks like a fish
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xgdhyh2000 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015
they were 12 
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