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'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid 'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid
I cannot stand this creepy pasta, nor can I understand the people who praise the shit out of it and act like it is the best creepy pasta ever or some shit.

Typically I ignore (In my opinion) horrible creepypasta, but I feel this is suitable for DA because of the hoard of kids on this site who think jeff the killer is ugguu or some other shit.

I especially felt it needed to be said due to the fact that people draw Jeff, slender man, and pyramid head together having some stupid adventure shit and it just. Why the fuck. Just why.
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:icongentoast:
GenToast Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member
Your brain is clean
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cgschmidt3169 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  New member
lol best part is when tweens show up at a party with guns n shit and all the parents are like SAVE US JEFF THE KILLER WE'VE HAD TOO MANY MILWAUKEES BESTS TO BE OF USE 
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:iconlaughingsoapreaper:
LaughingSoapReaper Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
THaNK YOU LAWDY (I hate Jeff)
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:iconvonrabenherz:
VonRabenherz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. It's one of the shittiest creepypastas I ever read, reads like it was written by a 12-year-old.
This shit is completely and utterly overrated, yet somehow everyone seems to think it's great.
It's nothing compared to some pretty good creepypasta out there ("The thing that stalks the field" or "Bedtime", for instance. Especially the latter is pretty damn fucking terrifying)
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Jeff The Killer
Jane The Killer
Clockwork
TicciToby
Nina The Killer

They all suck.
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:iconlunagameriminportal:
LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
TicciToby was okay
but the rest was shit.
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah. His story was alright. At least it gave out a reason why he did all of the insanity.
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:iconlunagameriminportal:
LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Yeup.
And Nina the killer is a Mary-sue.
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, hella of a mary-sue
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:iconlunagameriminportal:
LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
I hate her, she is not even a creepy pasta, she is a OC
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
She is. I'm glad she's gone
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:iconlunagameriminportal:
LunaGamerImInPortal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
yeup
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:iconmarioandsonicfan0718:
MarioandSonicFan0718 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Student General Artist
I actually like all those you said but opinions are in us for a reason.
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
True. I just really hate those characters
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:iconmarioandsonicfan0718:
MarioandSonicFan0718 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Yeah I can see where your going because people get really annoying when they talk about them all the time.
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I love you know, I love.the way you think
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Why, thank you
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your welcome
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:iconmis-tea:
mis-tea Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
You know what is even more terrible, finding xreaders with Jeff
Like seriously would go make out with a thing that can't even blink or when eating food can't stop the nasty chewing sound case he can't properly close his mouth  
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:icontheamazinggalaxycat:
TheAmazingGalaxyCat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
More like crappypasta amirite
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:icongemini0agent:
Gemini0Agent Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Know what's something that I find real odd about this story, among the many other things people have pointed out?
The fights. For a story that's supposed to be "scary" it sure spends a hell of a lot of time reading like an action movie. 
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:iconlavaman32:
LavaMan32 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
I feel the story is a bit overrated.
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:iconshadowolf778:
shadowolf778 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like jeff the killer but i can see why his story is flawed
people are entitled to their own opinions
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:iconxbobbythx:
xBobbyTHx Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Like Your Mother. : D
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:iconstory-story:
Story-Story Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree.

I remember the part when they had the guns. They were 10 years old for fucks sake! How can 10 year olds carry weapons with them!?Or get them?!
Plus he should have died many times in the story







Also he looks like a fish
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Makabakachaka12 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Too many flaws.
1. Skin would be kind of a black since he was burned
2. He'd have infection whilst cutting his skin
3. Wouldn't his hair be burnt off or something?
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iamnotamember1 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
4. Also wouldn't he blind because he has no eye lids
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:icongohan-uchiha:
Gohan-Uchiha Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He wouldn't even be that burned. Bleach is 80% water, and alcohol only burns up, it doesn't burn.
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:iconanapegasusx:
AnaPegasusX Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
NO HE IS NOT
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:iconpersiancat111:
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
The story is shit. No other word to describe it. And yes, the face is scary, but did you know that the original unphotoshoped picture was a poor girl who committed suicide because people on 4chan kept calling her overweight. this was the poor girl. cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/ima…
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:iconfurry-tucker:
furry-tucker Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Artist
HOLY SHIT
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:iconpersiancat111:
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Yusss
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:iconlynda-hybrida:
lynda-hybrida Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Really?
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:iconpersiancat111:
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I think
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ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To be honest, Jeff's story is actually my favorite. But it does have problems. Jeff is incrediby underdeveloped and the story is just unrealistic. It's not that scary or good.
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hello, friend
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
could you check my oc maybe?
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:iconkittywolfinc:
KittyWolfInc Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
his story is a piece of crap.
but his actual picture still scares the everliving stuffing out of me
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:iconshadowsense-music:
Shadowsense-Music Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff the Killer is utter shit, just like every other Creepypasta story. Creepypasta is a disgrace to the horror/chiller genre. Jeff the Killer is a poorly written, cliched, and just downright terrible story.
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:iconultrajohn567:
UltraJohn567 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
I've read stories a lot scarier than this.
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:iconsaccharinesickness:
SaccharineSickness Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
He's just a Joker rip-off minus the cunning and the ability to strike fear into anyone's heart.
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:iconnintendofan2468:
NintendoFan2468 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Also he's a rip-off of L from Death note...so....

The joker + L = Jeff the killer
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:iconassassinennoire:
Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Jeff the killer is only a myth and is highly overrated.
He is absolutely one of the worst Creepypasta ever to exist. He is a stereotypical killer with a horribly-written story. 
Therefore, I agree with your statement.
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:icontherandom500:
TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
This pasta is almost as bad as Sonic.exe it's cliched and stupid. The only creepyasta i liked was Abandoned by Disney. 
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:iconassassinennoire:
Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
All of the Creepypastas are not scary.:)
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:icontherandom500:
TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
True but they should be atleast have good writing.
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:iconassassinennoire:
Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
I actually do not know what to think of them.
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:icontherandom500:
TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
They are just campfire stories really. So tell them to get a good scare from someone. But most of them are cliched and just aren't scary anymore. Ones like Sonic.exe might aswell be a comedy.
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:iconassassinennoire:
Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Most of them are a comedy, especially BEN DROWNED. Some of them are extremely annoying, such as Lavender Town Syndrome.
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:icontherandom500:
TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
I don't like Lavender Town Syndrome heck when i was a kid i never found Lavender Town scary. I just saw it as another area in Pokemon. And BEN isn't even scary the slightest.
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