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'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid 'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid
I cannot stand this creepy pasta, nor can I understand the people who praise the shit out of it and act like it is the best creepy pasta ever or some shit.

Typically I ignore (In my opinion) horrible creepypasta, but I feel this is suitable for DA because of the hoard of kids on this site who think jeff the killer is ugguu or some other shit.

I especially felt it needed to be said due to the fact that people draw Jeff, slender man, and pyramid head together having some stupid adventure shit and it just. Why the fuck. Just why.
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:iconwhereischarleslee:
WhereIsCharlesLee Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Anyone with a Wesker profile picture and hates Jeff is any friend of mine, aye~
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:iconxaldinpwn:
THANK YOU! I'll be honest, the image creeped me the hell out for a while, but the story is just poorly written. Jeff is a half-assed Joker ripoff who goes insane for... no reason, really. And honesty, he's a goddamned pussy compared to pretty much any "Creepypasta" (Never been a fan of the term) villain given how he's pretty much a scrawny little kid with a knife.

And seriously, the picture doesn't even creep me out that much anymore, it gives me a jump if I suddenly see it out of nowhere, but even then it's not scary. Jeff looks kinda like Tommy Wiseau if Marilyn Manson and Barney were his parents if you ask me.
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:iconpokemontrainergirl:
He's okay, just it makes no sense that every single girl who HEARS of the guy instantly just goes berserk. He's ugly, and that's final. :icondeathstareplz:
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:iconsnokkif:
snokkif 3 days ago  New member Student Digital Artist
yesheisugly
yayopinions
IstillLikeHim
I resepct you -v-
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:iconsnokkif:
snokkif 2 days ago  New member Student Digital Artist
^ - ^
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:iconthe-third-guy:
Jeff the Killer and his half-baked fans need to go the fuck away.
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:iconsymphonyofdissonance:
SymphonyOfDissonance Mar 7, 2014
The Jeff fanbase needs to fucking die!
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:icontwistedcorpsehatch:
TwistedCorpseHatch Feb 20, 2014  New member Student Writer
Practically every aspect of Jeff's story is laughable. Putting aside just how badly written it is (because Jesus, I think I developed brain damage attempting to read it), there's just an incredible amount of problems with his story. Firstly, he doesn't have any reason to become some knife wielding maniac; I suppose you could argue that there's a suggestion that his parents are materialistic ("but this is how you go if you want to make an impression"), leaning towards being unloving/uncaring/whatever, however this isn't built upon or even clearly presented to the reader within the main story. Many other pastas such as Ticci-Toby do this quite well, but in the case of Jeff we have to accept that he enjoys murder because…I don't know, #YOLO or some shit. Secondly, what kind of fucking neighbourhood did they move into? The fucking bullies are 13 years old and threaten with knives and guns? I know what the 'real world' is like, clearly there are places like that, but Jeff's family don't seem like the type to live in such an area (see earlier quote). The bullies appear really unusual in this environment, and if they weren't then why would Jeff's family move there? Thirdly, I'm no expert, but I'm sure that a policeman doesn't have the power to send somebody to the JDC for a year. No, there would have to be a trial, it doesn't matter if Liu confessed it would have to be done in a court of law, in front of a judge. Yet that doesn't change the fact that confessing would be absolutely stupid. Why didn't they just say it was self-defence? Their side of the story has to be taken into consideration - no matter how much evidence is compiled against them.

There's loads of other points I could make. And that's just regarding the story. Jeff's character is in itself, nothing more than the Joker awkwardly spliced with a generic emo kid - which is probably why he gained so much attention in the first place.

But recent spinoff stories such as "The Visit" have started to add depth to the character. He's becoming more interesting as fans add to him and his story. 

Still doesn't explain why he isn't a blackened, shrivelled up, wheezing half-dead BALD crispy-eyed vegetable.

I don't hate Jeff. But fuck, the original Jeff the Killer story is fucking stupid.
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:iconpegasister4evur:
Okay I believe 110% in stating your own opinion, but I don't think it needed to be stated so rudely, this coming from a person who loves his pasta but does not worship it to the point of Jeff being God. So do you think you could be a bit more polite? Not trying to be a bitch just asking.
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