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'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid 'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid
I cannot stand this creepy pasta, nor can I understand the people who praise the shit out of it and act like it is the best creepy pasta ever or some shit.

Typically I ignore (In my opinion) horrible creepypasta, but I feel this is suitable for DA because of the hoard of kids on this site who think jeff the killer is ugguu or some other shit.

I especially felt it needed to be said due to the fact that people draw Jeff, slender man, and pyramid head together having some stupid adventure shit and it just. Why the fuck. Just why.
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:iconlaughingsoapreaper:
LaughingSoapReaper Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
THaNK YOU LAWDY (I hate Jeff)
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VonRabenherz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. It's one of the shittiest creepypastas I ever read, reads like it was written by a 12-year-old.
This shit is completely and utterly overrated, yet somehow everyone seems to think it's great.
It's nothing compared to some pretty good creepypasta out there ("The thing that stalks the field" or "Bedtime", for instance. Especially the latter is pretty damn fucking terrifying)
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Jeff The Killer
Jane The Killer
Clockwork
TicciToby
Nina The Killer

They all suck.
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I love you know, I love.the way you think
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:iconbeatleboy247alt:
BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Why, thank you
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your welcome
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mis-tea Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
You know what is even more terrible, finding xreaders with Jeff
Like seriously would go make out with a thing that can't even blink or when eating food can't stop the nasty chewing sound case he can't properly close his mouth  
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TheAmazingGalaxyCat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
More like crappypasta amirite
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Gemini0Agent Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Know what's something that I find real odd about this story, among the many other things people have pointed out?
The fights. For a story that's supposed to be "scary" it sure spends a hell of a lot of time reading like an action movie. 
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LavaMan32 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
I feel the story is a bit overrated.
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shadowolf778 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i like jeff the killer but i can see why his story is flawed
people are entitled to their own opinions
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xBobbyTHx Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Like Your Mother. : D
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Story-Story Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree.

I remember the part when they had the guns. They were 10 years old for fucks sake! How can 10 year olds carry weapons with them!?Or get them?!
Plus he should have died many times in the story







Also he looks like a fish
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Makabakachaka12 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Too many flaws.
1. Skin would be kind of a black since he was burned
2. He'd have infection whilst cutting his skin
3. Wouldn't his hair be burnt off or something?
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Gohan-Uchiha Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He wouldn't even be that burned. Bleach is 80% water, and alcohol only burns up, it doesn't burn.
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AnaPegasusX Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
NO HE IS NOT
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persiancat111 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
The story is shit. No other word to describe it. And yes, the face is scary, but did you know that the original unphotoshoped picture was a poor girl who committed suicide because people on 4chan kept calling her overweight. this was the poor girl. cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/ima…
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furry-tucker Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Artist
HOLY SHIT
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:iconpersiancat111:
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Yusss
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:iconlynda-hybrida:
lynda-hybrida Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Really?
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persiancat111 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I think
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ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To be honest, Jeff's story is actually my favorite. But it does have problems. Jeff is incrediby underdeveloped and the story is just unrealistic. It's not that scary or good.
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BeatleBoy247ALT Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hello, friend
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:iconmarialoveless12:
MariaLoveless12 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
could you check my oc maybe?
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:iconkittywolfinc:
KittyWolfInc Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
his story is a piece of crap.
but his actual picture still scares the everliving stuffing out of me
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Shadowsense-Music Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff the Killer is utter shit, just like every other Creepypasta story. Creepypasta is a disgrace to the horror/chiller genre. Jeff the Killer is a poorly written, cliched, and just downright terrible story.
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UltraJohn567 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
I've read stories a lot scarier than this.
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:iconsaccharinesickness:
SaccharineSickness Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
He's just a Joker rip-off minus the cunning and the ability to strike fear into anyone's heart.
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:iconnintendofan2468:
NintendoFan2468 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Also he's a rip-off of L from Death note...so....

The joker + L = Jeff the killer
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Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Jeff the killer is only a myth and is highly overrated.
He is absolutely one of the worst Creepypasta ever to exist. He is a stereotypical killer with a horribly-written story. 
Therefore, I agree with your statement.
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TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
This pasta is almost as bad as Sonic.exe it's cliched and stupid. The only creepyasta i liked was Abandoned by Disney. 
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Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
All of the Creepypastas are not scary.:)
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TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
True but they should be atleast have good writing.
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Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
I actually do not know what to think of them.
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TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
They are just campfire stories really. So tell them to get a good scare from someone. But most of them are cliched and just aren't scary anymore. Ones like Sonic.exe might aswell be a comedy.
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Assassinennoire Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Most of them are a comedy, especially BEN DROWNED. Some of them are extremely annoying, such as Lavender Town Syndrome.
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TheRandom500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
I don't like Lavender Town Syndrome heck when i was a kid i never found Lavender Town scary. I just saw it as another area in Pokemon. And BEN isn't even scary the slightest.
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JaneyKara Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I like his story, but I don't understand why people go so far as to say it's the best one ever. I've read better way ones than his. (*cough*LaughingJack*cough*)

How the hell does he even have FANGIRLS? He's got an extremely fucked up face and goes around killing people in their sleep. Oh yeah, that is SO sexy! >.>
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LaughingSoapReaper Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, tbh I hate the living heck outta Jeff.
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PandaViolet Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Are you serious??
You think some whiny teenager who ''mutilated'' his face and murders people is cool??
And rape isn't fucking cool that's just ignorant as hell it's not cool to rape/Torture/Harm/murder people it's just fucking stupid
Plus, he's not even cool or edgy he's a cliched whiny bitch who isn't scary and is glorified beyond belief
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PandaViolet Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh I'm being "whiny" coming at you for saying that raping/harming/injuring someone isn't okay, edgy, or cool?
I'm being "whiny" for rightfully telling you what you said was wrong?
I'm being "whiny" saying that something as traumatic, devastating, and absolutely disgusting as rape/torture is the most absurd reason to like a character? In a romantic way at that, because that was what I got by reading what you wrote.
That's whining to you?
Honestly?
Calling you out for being wrong?
Okay.
Sure.
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PandaViolet Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Gosh
You know...
I have to say, I'm sorry i just
Snapped.
Like that. I really am, I didn't want to start anything like that or a "flame war"
Yes, I have been
You know.
Prefer not to even use the word.
My girlfriend has been, too. And it's really hard to just see her go through a panic attack remembering it and all that.
So like, it's a huge trigger for me and it's something I don't even wanna hear.
Especially connected to a character I already hate as it is.
So,
Sincerest apologies.In all honesty, your comment isn't as bad as it can get.
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IntellectAdmirer Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. I'm not even joking, my face feels numb and I can't feel my stomach, my lungs are burning with guilt. No joke. I'm so sorry about that. I really am. And in regards to my original comment, I don't know hat the hell I was thinking. I really don't. I can be such an insensitive asshole when I want to, and especially when I don't want to. This was one of those times, I guess. I seriously retract everything negative i said to you; I thought you were just looking for reasons to be upset like so many other people in the world. I am so sorry that it happened to you, and I will pray night and day whoever  you will be beaten within an inch of his life, wherever he is or even whoever he is. I swear that to you. And I'm not talking big, not anymore. And as for your girlfriend? Tell her I'm so sorry for all this, even if she doesn't know about it. I know what trauma is. I've seen my dog die in the back of a car trunk after he jumped out of the window and fell into traffic, so I completely understand what you mean by 'triggers'. I really do. I know i'm going on, but I can't get over how insensitive I was without realizing that I could have hurt people as I just did. I wrote that comment when I was in a dark place, I guess, but that is no excuse. It never is. I hope you can forgive me, and don't you dare apologize to me ever again. You don't have to do that, it's my job to know that I was wrong in what I did and that you were a true victim in the stupid game I set up. I'll delete the original, so that other people don't have to be hurt by my dark side like that ever again. I hope you and your girlfriend live a long, happy life together, free of prejudice and full of happiness. I just get a feeling she's lucky to be with someone like you <3
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PandaViolet Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Please, don't be sorry.
Don't feel guilty, I swear it's all okay.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
We both appreciate it immensely thank you.
Have a blessed day, thank you.
So much for understanding.
Thank you.
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Maple-Thief Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fuck yourself in the ass with a nine inch dildo
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iEatCreepyPasta Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
Jeff is originally a shit pasta, but someone wrote another story about him and it's pretty good.
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