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'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid 'Jeff the killer' fucking sucks. by smilelikeacid
I cannot stand this creepy pasta, nor can I understand the people who praise the shit out of it and act like it is the best creepy pasta ever or some shit.

Typically I ignore (In my opinion) horrible creepypasta, but I feel this is suitable for DA because of the hoard of kids on this site who think jeff the killer is ugguu or some other shit.

I especially felt it needed to be said due to the fact that people draw Jeff, slender man, and pyramid head together having some stupid adventure shit and it just. Why the fuck. Just why.
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charcoalman Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
I have bean part of the fandome for nearly 3 years now and i have found millions of better creepypasta out there
I find it sad that so many great pastas are overshadowed by this dog shit story I have no clue what people see in this story
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Teleway Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Seriously...what's so attractive about a serial killer who looks like the Joker and a fish had a baby?
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sufferzoep Featured By Owner 4 days ago
at least it's not as bad as sonic.exe... that's the most cliché and crappy creepypasta out there
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SteveIbrokeTheTv Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Exactly, also...what is so cute about him? This is a real question to all those jeff fangirls and fanboys and fan-everythings what is so cute kawaii smexy about his psychotic ass?
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KillerGoose Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THANK YOU! THAT PASTA IS SHIT
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JTKLover13 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
WHY CAN'T FREAK'N PEOPLE PUT DOWN FREAK'N REASONS WHY JEFF'S A FREAK'N HORRIBLE CREEPYPASTA
Seriously, it's one of my CP Hate pet peeves Stare 
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wizardbaker Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Well, in my opinion, Jeff The Killer leaves a bad taste in my mouth because
-Lots of grammar and spelling errors
-Unrealistic events in the narrative and plotholes(How can a bunch of kids get guns? Why would Jeff's brother go immediately to jail without trial? How can Jeff be a good serial killer if he has a pale white face, bright red lips, and no eyelids, which not only makes him incredibly easy to notice, but his lack of eyelids would completely hinder his abilities to preform slaughter)
-it seems that while the picture is scary, the story itself is not very engaging or impressive 
-the fans make Jeff The Killer out to be something way more huge than it actually is (Jeff's a normal kid, he can't survive battles with interdimensional monsters like Slender Man or fucking Smile Dog or whoever he'd be thrown up against) 
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JTKLover13 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member Student Digital Artist
Seriously on the "How can the kids get guns"... my god, BECAUSE OF BAD PARENTING! EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!
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charcoalman Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
What about all the other reasons? you didnt say anything about those
Its a awful story man and there are WAY better stories out there like funnymouth or 1999 or candle cove and a million others
what makes Jeff the killer so special anyways?
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JTKLover13 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Student Digital Artist
1. I never noticed any grammar and spelling problems
2. Jeff helped Liu not get his butt kicked and his bus/lunch money being stolen, so he did something in return, maybe the part 'After Randy confessed of trying to attack you, they decided to let Liu go.', that probably WAS the trial
3. Who cares what a killer can look like?!
4. Look I know the story isn't scary, but who cares?!
5. I know people make Jeff like that, but I don't (I mean, I don't make him gay!)
About the "He can't survive battles with interdimensional monsters like Slender Man or smile dog or whoever he'd be thrown up against", who cares if he survives or not?! As long as it brings the creep factor in!
There Charcoalman... the OTHER reasons to the flaws in his story

And about the "What makes Jeff The Killer so special anyways?" part... in my opinion... well...he's better than all horror movie characters combined (cause I think they suck, sorry if you like horror movie characters), I have some sympathy for him (I know stupid reason, but seriously, ever seen those pictures of him crying over the loss of his brother and parents?), there's many reasons, but it would take hours to say them all

P.S., I'm not really fond of other pasta's
I don't really like Squidward's suicide, I don't even know what funnymouth's story is, 1999 was just weird, Candle Cove was 'ok' (though not in my list :T)
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